I’ve been by your side longer than any of them, Khaleesi. Let me stand for you today as well. You’re my most trusted advisor, my most valued general and my dearest friend. I will not gamble with your life.  

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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there is no conclusion so upsetting as “i can’t be assed with watching parks & rec any more”

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

imjustregular:

Lily Allen foresaw the future on July 13th, 2013.

imjustregular:

Lily Allen foresaw the future on July 13th, 2013.

tibets:

here’s a video of me

Dancing Lasha Tumbai - Verka Serduchka | 143,839 plays

knowing the answer to someone’s facebook photos of “guess the phrase” but being too passive aggressive to help them out

tags:  #stuf i do 
Anonymous asked:
Why don't you just blacklist the game of thrones tag till you've watched the episode?

idk how to do these things i just came here to look at rupaul gifs :(

robyncom:

Monument is special to this album and to me. Its about space in time and defining oneself. Svein and Torbjorn and I were in a zone when we made it, it was like a dream. Like a meditation…

tags:  #AHHHHHHH 

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW NICE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN TO HAVE SEEN THAT WITHOUT WARNING

oh good there are gifsets of game of thrones spoilers everywhere

tags:  #fuck you  #all of you 

i don’t think i’ll ever hear a better joke than:

who’s rihanna’s favourite author?

rum-pum-pa-pum, rum-pum-pa-pum, rum-pum-pa-pum… dan brown.

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